BE IDIOT SAFE

Hello friends....long time no see. Or as they say to fellow sailors. Eh mate!!!
What I am going to tell you about is no secret, as then I wouldn't be telling you abut it....just kidding. It's about the idiots you encounter on the road daily... amateurs driving recklessly, people jaywalking on the  road, spitting in the middle of the road, breaking traffic rules and taking pride in it, and making your lives miserable in the process.

Ever stop to think a solution to this? Is it education? No, most of the people are pretty educated and yet we see them engaging in this behavior, don't expect government to add traffic rules in curriculum of over-burdened children. Is it slow driving? To an extent, but then time is not always at your disposal, and in today's life, you can't risk spending more time on journey than on your destination....So, what is it? Friends, it is tires. YES!!! TIRES WITH SUPERIOR GRIP!! made for Indian roads that support your handling and braking and keep you safe from the idiots on road.

To know more, and be safe, visit http://tinyurl.com/29zelet 


Be safe, Be idiot safe!!!

pull ups are stupid!!!

Who the hell invented pullups??? No, i am serious... and i say it seriously, and i mean it. Pullups are worthless. Personally i believe all exercises are waste of energy that is better utilised somewhere, sorry, anywhere else.
We eat food because we like it, we need it. It gives us energy and makes us happy. Also, it costs us money. It is an investment, and by doing exercise we are just squandering away all that energy, and money. My heart aches when i think of all the loss people have been undergoing believing it is going to help them....
To the guys who like to do pull-ups, brag about them to their friends and jerk-off to their own masculinity...i only have one thing to say. Pull-ups don't make you stud, they make u look stupid!!!!

this is stupid....

stupider....

stupid 10 on a scale of 10......

Congratz!!! you just broke the eternal scale of stupidity by trying to do pull-ups...

Even more than a monkey, because with them it is a natural thing, while with you, it looks like you trying to save your ass from getting burned from an imaginary fire beneath you.....

So, next time you have an urge to do a pull-up, try to be smarter. And if you just decide to laugh it off, you will lose your grip and will have sore muscles for days.


P.S.: 98% of people who decide not to take this blog seriously cannot do even a single pull-up anyway.....