Monday, March 29, 2010

Of doctors n serials.....

Confusing title... eh mate?? well do not beat yourselves to death over it. It's just that i have recently started watching a new tv-series (new for me, but isn't it what really matters in the end?). The name of the series is House M. D. I just watched it's pilot episode (for those of you who refrain from foreign serials as a devoted husband from escort services... pilot is epiosde 1... you know, kinda... at first there was nothing, and then there was light sorta thing). It was probably expected to leave a very good impression on my still-immature-by-my-girlfriend's-standards intellect, leaving my wide-mouthed in awe of doctor house's (yeah, thats the guys name, teeheehee) medical prowess, it actually hit me as a sucker punch, leaving me writhing in agony on floor, wanting to puke my guts out from sheer stupidity that came packed in the forty minute ordeal that i watched even as i wanted to rip my eyeballs from their sockets and put them to better use, like, u know, slip 'em between some girl's cleavage, so that they can live happily ever after.....

Coming onto the serial, Dr. House is a highly suave, urbane, qualified, lovable and caring doctor, who also happens to be a pig-headed, self-assuming, obnoxious, ill-mouthed, eccentric, narcissist, limpin bastard. I know i should not be judgemental(yeah, like i care about what you think i should be, get balls...), but i will call a doctor bastard if he refuses to look after patients, even for four hours a day. The incharge of hospital (didn't get her name, was looking for a pistol to splatter my brains on the screen, though she seemed kinda slutty), wouldn't still fire him, as his reputation was far large to let his career be tarnished by this slight lapse of commitment on his part...(now do you get why i called her slutty?? :wink: :wink:) Also the first patient that comes to her, or the first patient that is shown in the pilot episode, which is supposed to be the best.... has lost her voice due to some seizure attacks and is steadily deteriorating. We are made to believe that her case baffles sup[er-intelligent doctors, who, of course, are candles infront of the sun that dr. House is. So we are left with doctors treating with radiation without any sign of tumour(benign and malignant whatsoever), doctors who laugh and chat beside a patient while she is suffocating inside cat scanner, and doctors who break into her house just cz they think she may not have been entirely truthful with regards to her medical history....Kudos to such doctors!! And Dr. House outshines them all, by diagnosing her correctly in just the third attempt, after the poor girl had resigned from her life... but not without some deeply moving dialogues like "We have to stop all medication to see how fast she dies, in order to know what is causing her to die". I donno about the girl, but i wanted to die...

3 comments:

  1. Hi!
    Congratulations for the first post of the new blog. It was humorous no doubt specially the description of the girl suffocating in the cat scanner. However, I will be expecting more "random transgressions" ranging to a larger variety of topics than rotten episodes...

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  2. my transgressions are loimited to things i see, right now i am just watching rotten episodes...

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  3. really?? sach mein aisa serial hai ?? nice one btw.. cassic AD :)

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