Of sobs and sniffles....

Tears.... the beautiful, subtle expressors of an overdose of feelings that we find too taxing on our nerves. Tears!! The watery saline or alkaline fluid secreted by the lacrimal glands that, along with secretions from the meibomian glands and goblet cells and glands of Zeii, moisten the conjunctiva and cornea. The drops that break hearts, end wars, win friends, end enimities, show pain, make us human....blah blah blah.. I've had enough of them to last me a lifetime.

No, seriously, i'm totally and uncontrollably pissed off at being subjected to bleary-eyed, pussilanimous, fellow human beings, who just can't seem to get over their feelings or in better words, who cannot find harmony in their being, or to put it in much better way, who cannot find the tranquility and strength in their souls and bliss and joy and radiance that surrounds them or in best words that have occured to me yet, well, those who just cannot CUT THE CRAP!!!

I know I maybe coming out as an insensitive guy ( please remind me when i last gave a damn about what you thought!!), but seriously, i have seen enough crying to last for a lifetime. And i'm not talking about you girls. Oh no no no... Tears add up to your beauty, they are your biggest arsenal against the big, bad, mean world out there. And we will do anything to prevent you from crying, well, unless we are seriously pissed off, in which case do try to take some time and listen to us first... but i digress. What i am talking about, and what pisses me off more than waxing my thigh hair(i don't do it, just made an imaginative guess about it), is to look at a guy crying. I mean, common, whatever happened to all the muffled cried in toilets and washrooms?? You getting senti, go and bawl your intestines out in one of the perfumed cubicles. But please do not cry infront of us. You know why? Cz no matter what crap you have been fed up to your nose about finding your feminine side, trusting your emotions, (waxing chest, blah blah) and how it makes you more of a complete man, trust me, it's bullshit, and gay. What it makes makes is probably more a hermaphrodite than a complete man.

What i want to say is, its ok to cry(if you are still a pansy enough to continue doing so after being told so much), but don't make a living out of it. Get up, brush off the dirt from that impeccably tailored suit, and meet the challenges life throws at you head-on. And next time someone abuses you, make it a point to punch him in the nose, it will feel wayyy better. trust me...