Wednesday, April 14, 2010

pull ups are stupid!!!

Who the hell invented pullups??? No, i am serious... and i say it seriously, and i mean it. Pullups are worthless. Personally i believe all exercises are waste of energy that is better utilised somewhere, sorry, anywhere else.
We eat food because we like it, we need it. It gives us energy and makes us happy. Also, it costs us money. It is an investment, and by doing exercise we are just squandering away all that energy, and money. My heart aches when i think of all the loss people have been undergoing believing it is going to help them....
To the guys who like to do pull-ups, brag about them to their friends and jerk-off to their own masculinity...i only have one thing to say. Pull-ups don't make you stud, they make u look stupid!!!!
this is stupid....


stupider....

stupid 10 on a scale of 10......



Congratz!!! you just broke the eternal scale of stupidity by trying to do pull-ups...






Even more than a monkey, because with them it is a natural thing, while with you, it looks like you trying to save your ass from getting burned from an imaginary fire beneath you.....



So, next time you have an urge to do a pull-up, try to be smarter. And if you just decide to laugh it off, you will lose your grip and will have sore muscles for days.


P.S.: 98% of people who decide not to take this blog seriously cannot do even a single pull-up anyway.....

2 comments:

  1. bs bhaiya, apne fir ek chirantan saty ki khoj kr di,, hm b yahi mante rhe hain,,

    किस किस को याद कीजिये, किस किस को रोइए।
    आराम बड़ी चीज़ है, मुंह ढक के सोइए॥

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  2. kiya bhaiya... apne apna blog kitna acha likhna shru kiya tha... but nw...
    i agree d contents are always innovative and new evn hilarious still the topics chosen cen be bettr so that u utilize ur energy and talent of content delivery for an interesting topic,...

    Althu writing gud on an out of box topic is also a gr8 skill and possesed by a few... so three cheers 4 dat!!!!!!

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